Textplanation

When someone writes a comment on Facebook or Twitter that shocks everyone, but you know they are not going to spill the details so you just simply write the word

Did she real just say that.....Textplanation pls!

by MsMBrianaThomas April 26, 2011

Textplain

To explain via text message.

Jon, "tell me what happened last night!"

Taylor, "it's too long to textplain"

Jon, "I demand a textplanation!"

by JClifM June 13, 2013

textlay

to put off, postpone or lacksadasialy respond to a text message, often because one does not know what to say; often causing the one awaiting response much anxiety

When I got his text I had to textlay the response because I didn't know what to say.

by LusciousLaura January 16, 2009

textplain

to explain in a text message

Frank (text): what were they doin when u walkd in?

Lloyd (text): I can't textplain it..u just have to see it

by buttnakedwunda April 11, 2010

Textplanation

To explain ones action via text as opposed to a phone call due to embarrassment or for emotional detachment.

I didn't hear back from her until today but it was nothing more than a textplanation, not sure if I should take her seriously

by Xris Cringle September 3, 2010

Textplain

to explain something through a text

I can't be arsed to textplain it to you.

by MaverickMartin September 10, 2012

Textplain

To try and explain something in a text message that requires substantial detail and often takes 5-10 text messages back and forth for clarification. In other words; textplaining is a waste of time.

The fool: "Hey what's up? What did you do this weekend, and what do you think about life as a concept in general?"
The victim: "Come'on now. To textplain this would be insane! Ante up and call"

by anelephantstrunk January 22, 2014