texterooski

another word for text message

"ay yo train bitch aint answerin"
"hit her with a texterooski"

by P Doon June 16, 2008

Temperoids

The president meeting a combo move of Osiris's phalice and a Temperance Angel.

I can smell the flare up of your temperoids from here.

by 1 J. June 28, 2018

Textercise

The act of loosening the muscles in your fingers by texting until satisfactory. Usually when your hands fall asleep, are very numb, or cramped.

You would expect texting would increase the discomfort in your fingers, but is likely to help.

Sonic: After I played in the snow and my fingers got all numb I had to textercise them back to normal
Tails: Why didn't you just play video games?
Sonic: Because your fingers never leave the buttons...

by ErikaBaby February 5, 2009

textercising

The act of texting while exercising. Usually done while sitting on exercise equipment at the gym. Textercising works out mainly the thumb muscles.

You (at the gym, trying to work out at a machine occupied by a texterciser): Are you using this machine or are you just textercising?

by markspark January 8, 2014

Temperoids

The reaction to having an encounter with a Osiris'phalice Temperance Angel.

That's going to give you temperoids, I wonder if that falls under the category of cock stuckery.

by 1 J. June 28, 2018

Temperoids

The flare up involved with the global populous of getting screwed in the anus by finding out what the shut off code in the Snowden Movie does.

I don't think ointment is goingntoncalm down those temperoids.

by 1 J. June 28, 2018