texas two step

When you take a mis-step while being drunk.
When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step
by creep_nwwf2 August 12, 2008
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Texas two step

When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.
Dude, every time I’m trying to walk past someone we end up Texas Two Stepping
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Texas Two-Step

When violating someone anally, pull out quickly, so that the person forms a pink sock, and proceed to roll the person over and step on the sock with both feet. Yee Haw!
You may have done the Can-Can last night, but I did the Texas Two-Step
by SomeOtherTime January 04, 2008
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Texas Two Step

When your girl tells you that she loves you and that she has always been faithful, while at the same time she is totally getting dominated by your best friends behind your back.
Paully: Man she would never cheat on me!

Danny: Dude she is totally pulling a texas two step on your ass!
by Tmoney35 December 22, 2009
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Texas Two Finger

A ferociously fearsome finger fucking,
from a Texan.
"Dude I gave that cunt, Cindy, one intense 'Texas Two Finger' last night."
by Booker T. Washington April 28, 2008
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Texas two step

When you put peanut butter on your asshole, taint, and balls and have her dog lick it off vigorously while you are balls deep in her honey pot
Goddamn; lisa and her dog baxter gave me the best texas two step I ever had
by Hammyboi69 November 15, 2019
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texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.
"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."
by Rick January 24, 2005
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