While doing a girl doggystyle, you pull it out, turn her around, look her in the eyes, and say "I'm Chuck Norris bitch" - you then roundhouse kick her in the boobs and piss on her face, then you say "Your under arrest."
by BTNJ August 30, 2008
Get the The Walker, Texas Rangermug. 1. Dumbass who tells unbelieveable stories in the hopes of impressing someone. (a corruption of Andrew and Walker: Texas Ranger. Circa 2005 Buffalo)
"yo that kid did missinary work in the Amazon!" "He said he fucked all the diner whores too. He such an Andrew: Texas Ranger"
by King of the Diner Whores December 13, 2006
Get the Andrew: Texas Rangermug. Walker Texas Ranger!!!!
by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006
Get the walker texas rangermug. 1. Half-wit action melodrama, staring Chuck Norris and mostly produced by his brother, that ran on CBS from 1993-2001. Dismissed by most as bad TV. The show enjoyed very good ratings and syndication sucess with a faithful fan base. The very bad action series also benefits from a cult following that sees the series as possibly the worst TV show committed to film. This fan base also watches the show, but they watch as if they are watching a Saturday Night Live skit, laughing out loud at constant unintended humorous moments due to the lame execution of the premise and heavy-handedness of the show. The show also gained notoriety through clips being played on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien.
Walker, Texas Ranger is to artistically good action TV as Naked Gun is to artistically good action film.
by ILoveWalkerBecauseIt'sFunny September 9, 2005
Get the Walker, Texas Rangermug. a wicked gay tv show with a wicked gay main guy, named walker. hes one of those cowboy guys who tucks in his shirts. the show is repetitive, and walker gets offended at the word 'crap'.
by imanamericanidiot January 21, 2005
Get the walker texas rangermug. Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.
Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.
by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013
Get the Texas Rectum Rangermug. Ranger Texas a place old dope whores and bar flies come to die. A small town that's only attraction is the liquor store.
by Manda79 April 16, 2021
Get the Ranger texasmug.