When a man of seventy years of age has sex with a fetus and pours texas chili sauce its eye cavities and bleeds the ass hole to smash a telephone in there while taking a dump on the flag of Ukraine and eating the fetus, with the telephone
by DJ Psyko December 13, 2006
Get the Texas Chili Bowlmug. by Fortnite1500 September 22, 2019
Get the Texas Chili Bowlmug. by Jack Duke November 10, 2004
Get the texas chili bowlmug. Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005
Get the texas chili bowlmug. To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).
by Dankester April 27, 2005
Get the texas chili bowlmug. no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"
by ktulu666 March 25, 2009
Get the texas chili bowlmug. I don't know what kind of kid would give him a texas chili bowl; I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.
by ButtersFTMFW December 4, 2010
Get the texas chili bowlmug.