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Testiclicle 

The icicles that form on your testicles when it's freezing balls outside.
Dude, I was biking home last night and it was so cold that i got testiclicles on my nuts!
Testiclicle by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009

Turkey Testicle Tickler 

When you are banging a gutter slut and her giant dangling gobbler tickles your nut sack.
"Dude, why do you keep scratching your balls?"

"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"

testiclides 

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".
From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

testicle twins 

When you and your bestie look like a saggy ball sacks at the same time. You are Testicle Twins.
Man look at these two Testicle twins coming my way.
testicle twins by Testicle Twin #1 September 10, 2020

Testicle Candle

It's a candle that burns all the way through the penis head of the person who lit it. It feels like a hot poker on your nutsack.
Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.
Testicle Candle by Fiishy December 13, 2021

Roof Testicle 

When a man's testicles get stuck to the roof of a girls mouth while she is playing with them using her mouth.
Kevin: OOOOWW!!
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry

Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.
Roof Testicle by Pal Seh July 21, 2009