Terri Schiavo 

It's a good thing Janet Reno isn't still the attorney general.She would just be all like,"Fuck it,I'm sick of this Mexican standoff.Burn the building down."

Fuckin jack-booted thugs.

Terri Schiavo by Eric Cartman March 25, 2005

Terri Schiavo 

A brain-damaged woman whose right-to-die case between her husband and her parents has been turned into another tawdry soap opera by the media and politicians — as well as a definition-turned-message board on Urban Dictionary featuring a non-so-civil debate between rabid conservative jackasses and elitist liberal jackasses.

You partisan idiots really make me sick.

Terri Schiavo by Ze neutral voice of reason March 25, 2005

Terri Schiavo 

Terri Schiavo died like shortly after 9:00 AM on Tuesday, March 31st, 2005. She starved to death because her husband finally convinced the courts to order her feeding tube removed after 15 years.

Why is it that you people say we have no idea what she wants because she left no will, but you can say with certainty that there is "no doubt about" God being mad about this? Can you prove that God exists? Did he mail you a postcard saying "Hey, I'm a little pissed off about the whole Terri Schiavo thing, ya think you could stir up a bunch of shit on the internet for me? Love always, Dad." No.

Terri Schiavo by pseudonym. March 31, 2005

Terri Schiavo 

A woman who is in the middle of a Conservative VS Liberal political football game.

This is one of the reasons why I am an Independent.

Terri Schiavo by Dr. Mengele May 13, 2005

Terri Schiavo 

The biggest political issue to hit Florida since Elian Gonzalez.

These Jesus freaks and politicians refuse to realize that.

1. Her brains are mush.
2. She’s never going to have a life.
3. People stop eating days before they die.

Terri Schiavo by Dr. Mengele March 22, 2005

Terri Schiavo 

15 years in a persistant vegatative state is not life. Having no capacity for thought, she has lost her humanity and become little more then another political issue that Bush and the federal courts should stay out of, but stick their greasy fingers into anyway.

People seem to be poiting the finger at Michael Schiavo, blaming him for continuing his life while his wife rots in a hospital. The fact of the matter is that Michael Schiavo has power of attorney under the law, something all the conservative, pro-life morons in the world dont seem to realize. What that means is that he DOES have every right to decide what to do with his wife. The man still has a life to live and is fully entitled to the insurance on his wife, which is why her parents are trying so hard to get him to divorce her. Once that is done, he loses any rights he would have had to the money, which would then go to the parents. It is because of the greed of the parents that this issue has gone on so long. Why else would they want to keep a vegetable alive for 15 years, especially after every doctor to walk into the room has told them that she has virtually no brain activity and no chance for recovery?

Michael Schiavo 1, Schindlers 0

Terri Schiavo by Vegetable March 23, 2005

Terri Schiavo 

Is it HUMANE to starve and dehyrdate a dog to death?

Nope.

Is it HUMANE to starve and dehydrate a human to death?

Nope.

Is it HUMANE to starve and dehydrate a human whose been in a vegetative state for 15 years (only kept "alive" by human means to begin with, thus they are "playing God" by keeping her alive with a feeding tube to begin with) who has lost 40% of her brain function and is completely unaware of her surroundings, only moving due to muscle spasms and unable to feel pain and with no chance of ever recovering to death?

Yep.

In conclusion, no spaces after commas guy can go fuck himself.

Terri Schiavo by Sorry for responding to a troll March 24, 2005