The Utah Terk and Jerk is when a male shoves Deer jerky in his asshole, then the female uses a 13.4 inch strap to shove it in further. The female stretches open his virgin hole enough where the female can eat the now shitted on deer jerky. Act 2 is where the title comes from, In which the male Jerks his cock in front of a turkey for good luck.
by Cockniggalicker6969 November 8, 2025
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This is a reference to Terk the gorilla, Tarzan's best friend from Disney's Tarzan (1999)
This is a reference to Terk the gorilla, Tarzan's best friend from Disney's Tarzan (1999)
Johnny and I go way back. We've been Terks for years.
You have to stop by my party Saturday, all the Terks are coming through.
If you want to have a good time, make sure the Terks are there.
You have to stop by my party Saturday, all the Terks are coming through.
If you want to have a good time, make sure the Terks are there.
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