The person who gets all of the women. Good kisser. Never has just "normal" friends, just girlfriends. Chick Magnet.
by AsimovTheGreat September 6, 2017
1. Slang in some parts of Northern Wisconsin meaning "raging homosexual".
2. Young Man who is often referred to as "stingy".
2. Young Man who is often referred to as "stingy".
by G00n$quaD July 10, 2009
Teddy, calm down! Go cuddle with your teddy bear, everything will be alright.
Don't worry Teddy, let the big boys take care of the situation
Don't worry Teddy, let the big boys take care of the situation
by BIRD&TEDY March 3, 2011
Ted" for short. An extremely uncool person. Someone who invites themselves places because they have no real friends and everyone dreads them showing up. Similar to "tahd
by holasomeeng17 November 20, 2010
a creepy, ugly, stalkerish, eminem-wannabe who needs to get a life and stop being a freak. i'll give him ten years before hes behind bars.
by gabby lomagi October 3, 2010
Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals
"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"
"That never happened, that is a Teddy."
"That never happened, that is a Teddy."
by JohnSheffield April 17, 2007
Teddys are skeeves and total fat asses. Teddy is a name for a complete looser who is often illiterate and drinks all the time. Teddys are known for beating their girls and never mounting up. What adult really goes by the name TEDDY, LMFAO!!!! OOOO Teddy bear you are just not that cool keep dreaming you fag!
Girl: What is wrong with that guy, did you hear what he said.
Girl 2: Teddy is a complete weirdo, wtf!
Girl 2: Teddy is a complete weirdo, wtf!