Teddy

The person who gets all of the women. Good kisser. Never has just "normal" friends, just girlfriends. Chick Magnet.

Woah! He's getting all of the women! His name must be Teddy

by AsimovTheGreat September 12, 2017

Teddy

1. Slang in some parts of Northern Wisconsin meaning "raging homosexual".

2. Young Man who is often referred to as "stingy".

God that kid is such a teddy lookin' fool

by G00n$quaD July 9, 2009

Teddy

A name given to an annoying kid playing a video game to calm him down.

Teddy, calm down! Go cuddle with your teddy bear, everything will be alright.

Don't worry Teddy, let the big boys take care of the situation

by BIRD&TEDY March 18, 2011

Teddy

Ted" for short. An extremely uncool person. Someone who invites themselves places because they have no real friends and everyone dreads them showing up. Similar to "tahd

that kid is such a teddy

by holasomeeng17 November 23, 2010

Teddy

a creepy, ugly, stalkerish, eminem-wannabe who needs to get a life and stop being a freak. i'll give him ten years before hes behind bars.

do you hear someone creeping in the bushes?
nah probly just a teddy

by gabby lomagi October 3, 2010

Teddy

Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals

"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"

"That never happened, that is a Teddy."

by JohnSheffield April 23, 2007

Teddy

when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasn’t showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.

That girl is such an alcoholic, she went out for a teddy.

by Thepubfucks January 18, 2019