Techno Viking

Take one burly mofo.
Add techno beats and braid beard.
????
Techno Viking!

Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music.
The music dances to Techno Viking.

by kurosen October 24, 2007

Techno Viking

just another internet meme. people over hype how great he is but he is really just a a guy who looks like a modern interpretation of what a viking is supposed to look like and dances to techno.

the techno viking i just like chuck norris meme , both utterly stupid.

by noreallycrazystuff October 30, 2009

Techno-viking

Tribal and Shamanic but actually Northern European, and Not North American Indian.

No known aboriginal identity

See youtube.com "Techno-Viking"

Collecting his growing diatribe, of admiring groupies. He has a dream about the king of Sweden, Getting things that he was needing.

The Techno-Viking diatribe of people.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

TECHNOVIKING

A bulked up German viking dancing on the streets of berlin at the fuck parade. can be seen on Youtube

He is so superior that his name must be written in CAPS.

Get outa here, TECHNOVIKING comands you
All hail TECHNOVIKING

by Eloij October 5, 2007

technoviking

A hero of our generation. Bow down to the force that is.....the TECHNOVIKING.

TECHNOVIKING doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to TECHNOVIKING.

by DrNordo January 25, 2008

technoviking

An internet meme created on theforum.com thanks to a video of the Berlin Fuck Parade of 2000 in which a large muscle-bound German man asserts his authority upon the people and dances to demonstrate his power. He is, technoviking.

All hail technoviking.

by esvee October 7, 2007

Technoviking

The new Chuck Norris

Technoviking wins.

by Numaga March 4, 2009