Taimane is someone who can pull you I with one smile or laugh in under a heart beat, she is very addictive and contagious.
Taimane has a petite height and she is as cute as a baby... but if you know her for long she will become sexy, outgoing and freaky.
Do not get on Taimanes bad side because she will hurt you.
Taimane is someone you should keep in your life and shouldn't let go of because you'll only meet one like her.
Taimane will love you forever and will be an excellent wife or girlfriend, she is also a great kisser and great in bed
Taimane has a petite height and she is as cute as a baby... but if you know her for long she will become sexy, outgoing and freaky.
Do not get on Taimanes bad side because she will hurt you.
Taimane is someone you should keep in your life and shouldn't let go of because you'll only meet one like her.
Taimane will love you forever and will be an excellent wife or girlfriend, she is also a great kisser and great in bed
Damn bro Taimane has my heart
Taimane can make our bro
Fuck Taimane is good in bed
Omg! Taimane is so cute
Ohh Taimane is so small I can carry her
Taimane can make our bro
Fuck Taimane is good in bed
Omg! Taimane is so cute
Ohh Taimane is so small I can carry her
by ronensmartass November 12, 2018
Get the taimane mug.Tall, blonde, and princely. A super sweet guy with a huge ego. He knows he's awesome. He just doesn't let you know that he knows.
by PseudonymsForPie March 1, 2012
Get the Tamaki mug.An extremely rare family name, originating from the Philippines. A wealthy and strong bloodline, the Tagumasi have also been rumored to have been trained in the art of ninjitsu (ninja). Also referred to as "Tag".
by Tagumasi April 21, 2010
Get the Tagumasi mug.A hill in New Zealand. The height of the hill is 305 meters (1,001 ft). The hill is notable primarily for its unusually long name, which is of Maori origin; it is often shortened to Taumata for brevity.
Person 1: Hey man have you heard of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Person 2 What?
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Person 2: WHAT?
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Person WHAT!??!?! ARE YOU MAKING IT UP?
Person 2 What?
Person 1: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Person 2: WHAT?
Person 1: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Person WHAT!??!?! ARE YOU MAKING IT UP?
by HoverPan June 14, 2019
Get the Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu mug.Phrase used to describe the canon couple Tamaki Suoh and Haruhi Fujioka from the popular anime/manga "Ouran High School Host Club." Tamaki is a rich pretty boy found of the Host Club and the illegitimate son and heir to the owner of Ouran Academy. Haruhi is a poor girl who got into Ouran Academy on a scholarship. Her late mother, of whom she wishes to follow in the footsteps of, was a lawyer and her father is a professional transvestite. Due to her loose clothing and scattered appearance, Tamaki first mistook her for a boy. To pay off a debt she gained from breaking a vase, Haruhi had to masaquerade as a boy and join the Host Club.
I read this great Tamaharu fic last night! Tamaki and Haruhi admitted their feelings for eachother! It was so sweet!
by Poetic Ramblings July 15, 2010
Get the Tamaharu mug.This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
Get the sizzling hot tamale mug.The act of wrapping ones penis in a cornhusk and having anal intercourse with a girl who has a bad case of diarrhea, causing your dick to look like a tamale that has been turned inside out.
by Dark Smith January 10, 2008
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