Tart

A Pop-Tart that wont pop.

Tart, a not vry good food to eat. PopTarts are much better

by oStevieBo October 15, 2007

Tart

An indistinguishable young schoolgirl whom dresses in uniform and behaves in a seemingly innocent manner. Deep down, said girls are usually inexplicably open minded and evil. Often Catholic, these creatures mature at the age of 20 where they begin the process of metamorphosis, whereby they transform into what we know as a whore.

Known tarts include Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Amelie Smith, and Anya Mitchell

Yo dude that tart over there is giving you evils, i think you may have stepped on her foot or something

by Randolph Canterfield November 14, 2010

Tart

A whore or slut

Mother: Were you hanging out with those damn tarts again?
Teenage son: Mom they aren't sluts they just dress like them

by Candycaneeee November 12, 2010

Tart

When a guy is sucking on tits, and then she farts from the stimulation.

I was sucking on my wife's tits, and suddenly, a tart slipped out.

by ANS13 September 20, 2015

Tart

A word or phrase that nobody understands. When in public, saying the word "tart" (sometimes in uninterpretable languages) causes confusion and sometimes uneasiness. Can also be used as a noun, mainly in describing a person.

Boppa: "Dude I just got the sickest snowboard boots around!"

Aaron: "TARRRTTT!!"

OR

Waitress: "I'll be right back with your breakfast"

Aaron: "Hey Dave, don't you think she acted like a tart when she didn't bring me butter for my pancakes?"

by King of the Dancehall December 05, 2010

Tart

A female fan of the actor Gerard Butler.

Gerard Butler sure loves his Tarts!

by HockeyChick June 04, 2005

Tart

A faggot and or retard that you happen to notice while in the presence of adults.
Obviously upon hearing you say retard or fag they become all pissed off. So. You simply mutter it to yourself. And more or less the adult will leave you alone.

Kid: Freakin' Retard!

Adult: KID!?! Watch your language!!

Kid: Sorry.
-Mubles: Freakin' Tart.
Adult: Hmm. What?

Kid: I'm hungry.

Adult: Huh...Ok...

by I3ambi January 11, 2008