Tardonnay

1: Wine sold in boxes to retards who think they are not alcoholics.

2: wine consumed in mass quantities as to render the recipient retarded.

At the party, Bob drank half the box of wine then relieved himself in the closet, ruining the party and several coats. " Bob! What the heck were you drinking!? Tardonnay?

by KennyRex January 27, 2011

tardonaut

Someone who contributes significantly to the field of exploration in human stupidity.

Notice that no one left with her. So either she went alone, rather unlikely, or her friends thought she was an utter tardonaut.

by execute December 15, 2008

Tardcore

Something that is trying to be hardcore, but it ends up being overused and just ends up looking completely retarded.

Abbreviations:
tXc
t/c

1. tYpInG lIkE tHiS iS tArDcOrE
2. Gamertags like "Blaze" and "razor" and "Demon Killer of Twilight 666" and other things like that are tardcore.
3. T-shirts with flaming skulls or tribal designs on them are tardcore, as are tattoos that have a tribal design or a skull.
4. Cars with flame decals are tardcore.
5. People who say "tubular" are tardcore.

All perople who say things like "rad" or "tight" or "righteous" are automatically awesome. And if you disagree, then you are tardcore.

by Matthew Gappmeyer May 30, 2007

tardcore

Retarded hardcore music.

Thats so tardcore!!!!

by how 'bout nooo May 2, 2005

tardcore

a hardcore gamer who has dedicated an extreme amount of their life towards earning virtual rewards such as achievements, gold, experience levels, and loot.

My tardcore neighbor has literally spent more time playing WOW this year than he has sleeping and he's got the lootz to prove it.

by GameDev October 27, 2008

Tardcore

a person who is oblivious to the fact that they are geeky, nerdy, weenish, fucktardy or dweeby, one who believes themselves "holier than thou", awesome, powerful, but is in reality mediocre at best in every standing of the typical human cluster. In other words, a literal egotistical idiot.

"Woman 1:That guy in customer service is an asshole. He can't tie his shoes but he thinks he knows about proper business management.

Woman 2: No, he's just tardcore."

"Fuckers who act like they know everything about anything, man they be tardcore shitheads."

"Kevin the Sea Cucumber from "Spongebob Squarepants", is a prime example of "tardcore".

by Kilderok March 20, 2007

tardcore

Music that is just retarted. But very oringal and not really any typical scene.Very entertaing! Example- Bloodhound Gang.

"'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feelin' down-and-out with what your life is all about
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out" Is an example of tardcore music.

by PPPEEENNNIIISSS July 14, 2005