tap water

Mostly chlorinated with a known carcinogen. Sometimes with toxic waste from the (commonly) phosphate industry.

Tap water is always polluted - even when you are told it is clean.

by awaywolf August 22, 2019

Tap water

Liquid distributed on a widespread basis to the world in a plan to slowly kill Braincells and cleanse the minds of meme lords across the globe by the government

Yo did you see Jeff today?

No man he’s been drinking that tap water

by Dawty May 21, 2018

Tap Water

Krusty ass dirty ass fuckin water

Damn that Tap Water tasted like your grandmas pussy
Oh really? Wait how do you know that

by MyAS$ August 30, 2019

Tap water

Poor shit for poor people

Dude do you have tap water? Nah that's poor people shit.

by Foobackwards December 30, 2020

Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.

Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’

by The man in your shower July 15, 2023

Tap water gang

A large group of people with too much time on their hands in Ray C’s discord server, who will spend hours talking about the regional differences of tap water. Also known as the ’tap water enthustiasts’.

1: Hey bro where does your tap water come from?
2: Dude are you dumb, I drink bottled water
1: smh my head, you’re clearly not Tap water gang, I thought more of you, I’m so dissapointed

by LeonZeppelin January 27, 2021

Mexican Tap Water

A beverage consisting of 1 part Corona, 1 part mule piss, and a generous portion of tequila. Serve in a quart glass, rimmed with cocaine and a wedge of sod.

The tradition of rimming the glass with cocaine began as a trick by bartenders so as to counteract the effects of the massive amounts of alcohol in the Mexican Tap Water. The cocaine would keep the customer from passing out, allowing him or her to keep drinking.

by MurphyMonster April 16, 2015