Tanning

to kick someones ass
northern irish

im going to give you a tanning for fucking my mum!!!

by aly May 13, 2005

Tanning

When a person who is a crazy drunk is drunk

Man, calm down and stop drinking, you are tanning.

by Lord Willis November 2, 2003

tanning

When you receive so much anal sex, that your whole ass gains a complexion of a beautiful tan. But this is not from the sun, but rather a mix of shit, blood, cum and lube. This is usually applied to gay men, and is complimentary.

Damn white boy, your ass got a tanning tonight!

by McShoogs November 21, 2016

tanning bed

A bed/booth you lay/stand in. It has ultraviolet bulbs that emit UV very much similar to the sun. It will give you a tan very much like the sun does. There is a possibility skin cancer can be acquired from using one of these devices.

Damn she's tan, she must be using the tanning bed again

by ExtremeTan August 22, 2006

tanning injections

Tanning injections refer to the injection of one of the melanotan peptides (melanotan-1 and melanotan II) to develop pigmentation in one's skin thus allowing individuals who ordinarily cannot tan or have difficulty doing so (fitzpatrick skin type I and type II, ie: redheads and gingers) to be able to do so. See: Melanotan.org

United Kingdom Jordan's (Katie Price) boyfriend was amazingly tanned from having used tanning injections.

by melanotan September 23, 2009

tanning sock

putting a sock over your weiner to keep it from getting sunburnt while tanning.

i used the ol' tanning sock to keep my giblets from roasting

by k-mads March 25, 2008

tanning bed

cancer in a box

wow, I can't wait to go lay in the tanning bed and burn a layer of my skin off :D

by NO :] February 24, 2009