tangerious

1. anything cool, sweet. awesome, sick etc

2. all good emotions rolled into one

1. (your friend has just a girlfriend)
you: TANGERIOUS!

2. "I'm feeling tangerious now"

by Phil P August 4, 2007

Brown Eye Tenderizer

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.

Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020

Tannerize

To do nothing constructive.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.

Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man."

Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."

Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."

Tanner: "Fuck you man."

by Hardparty May 21, 2009

Anus tangerinus

The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.

The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Meat Tenderizer

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.

Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."

by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006

Tangize

to Tangize: To diverge suddenly from a thought. Tangizing(adj.) When a person is discussing a topic and feels the need to add irrelevant stories just to have the "story" wind-up relating to the first topic!

I can't follow a thing they said. they start telling me one thing and next thing you know, they start to tangize and are going off about something else.

That chick has been tangizing for 15 minutes already and now I forgot how the discussion began!

by Jeff & Terra May 10, 2006

tangerine

1. A small orange
2. A led zeppelin song
3. A really fat and lazy orange cat

1. Want a tangerine?
2. Have you heard Tangerine? it's good
3. Tangerine STOP EATING, it's been 3 hrs!

by Coca December 23, 2003