tallywacker

I often stuff my own anus with my tallywacker

by Pete Negwaski! June 24, 2006

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Something used to syphon gas out of a car.

"WOW, that guy just stuck his Tallywacker in a gas tank!"

by Pete Negwaski! June 17, 2006

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a length of rope use to count sheep. The sheperd would tie a knot every 10 sheep. If one slowed up he would whack them with the tally rope.

He hit that ram with the tallywacker.

by sheepfreebird December 19, 2009

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A wang, more commonly heard in England. It's a funny and more proper word for the cack.

My tallywacker knocked over the radio when I walked by it.

by maybenot September 05, 2003

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Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

by JIM November 15, 2003

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A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 05, 2003

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a freaking bad word to use when you really mean zipper.

ms. shoutz told us to make sure our tallywackers weren't showing.

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