Taking my talents to South Beach 

The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.

Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing?

Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

Taking my talents to South Beach by ESPNspecial July 10, 2010

taking my talents to south beach 

masturbation.

said by LeBron James on his decision show.

mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.

Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."

taking my talents to south beach by DanGilbert July 10, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach 

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.

Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

Taking my talents to South Beach by JamesGee July 10, 2010

Taking My Talents to South Beach 

THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit.
(Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)

Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?

Taking My Talents to South Beach by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

Taking My Talents to South Beach 

to betray, to defect

Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.

<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

Taking My Talents to South Beach by piximon July 10, 2010

I'm taking my talents to south beach. 

A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.

Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.

I'm taking my talents to south beach. by Blabbidy July 10, 2010

I'll be taking my talents to south beach. 

1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.

2. Fuck off.

3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.

The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."

"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"

"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."

It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."

I'll be taking my talents to south beach. by Master Alexander July 11, 2010