Tickle Me Elmo

The act of ejaculating in an asleep person's hand then tickling their face so they rub the seamen on there own face

That chick was so drunk, once she passed out we gave her the Tickle Me Elmo .

by Don'tWorryAboutIt December 27, 2007

Tickle Me Elmo

A strange, furry toy that seems to shake in sexual ecstacy whenever tickled by young children.

The school used Tickle Me Elmo in its sexual education class.

by S. Sutton March 21, 2005

Tickle Me Emo

Like Tickle-Me-Elmo, but fur is all black, matted and oily. And when you tickle it, it doesn't do anything.

I dyed my Elmo black and took out the batteries. Now it's a Tickle Me Emo!

by Aquatic November 30, 2009

Tickle me Elmo

A Billie stan joke when Billie Eilish said that she used a Tickle me Elmo as a vibrator when she was little

Bro she you know that Billie used a Tickle me Elmo?

by Thetakisbillieisholding February 16, 2021

Tickle Me Titties

An expression of surprise and disbelief.

Sometimes used in place of "Fuck me in the ass and call me Nancy".

Peter: Ey fellas, look who got outta lockup eerly!
Paddy: Well tickle me titties, its Peter!
Conor: Well what the feck are we waitin fer, lets get teh the pub!

by Patch Mcpatch April 12, 2012

Tickle Me Elmo

Satan. Tickle Me Elmo is a demon from the deepest pits of hell masquerading as an innocent children's toy. This is shown by it's insane fits of maniacal laughter whenever touched at all. If you find yourself in the same room as a Tickle Me Elmo, you should avoid all eye contact and should NEVER touch it. The best way to dispatch this demon to the fire from whence it came is to set it on fire, record it, and post the video on YouTube.

Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Jen?

Guy #2: What? No.

#1: The Tickle Me Elmo got him, man!

by BobloBobBobbiness December 29, 2009

tickle me emo

A person that is actually easy-going who poses as an emo to attract other emos. They are easy to identify because instead of listening to bands like Simple Plan they listen to music.

person 1: why is that guy in mascara listening to Van Halen?
person 2: he must be a tickle me emo.

by jgthomas January 14, 2007