a) Anyone opposed to the use of Twitter
b) Anyone who is not currently using or who refuses to use Twitter
c) Anyone who is skeptical of the relevance of Twitter

"I don't know what Frank has against Twitter, everyone else is doing it -- he's such a twon'ter!"

twon'ter by Tangential Panda April 23, 2009

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'twon't

a contraction of "it will not" with a ye olde flavour to it

*looks over the blueprint for a cat-throwing machine*
nah, 'twon't work

'twon't by Sarah Bronson December 15, 2008

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Twon't

Someone who refuses to use Twitter, on account of it being for twats.

Helen Twon't, on account of not being rubbish.

Twon't by nothelen March 20, 2010

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afk twon

An afk twon is a rare species that’s almost impossible to discover. As of right now, there are only 3 afk twons on this planet. To be an afk twon, you must relate to most of the following:
1. Forget to eat.
2. Drink water.
3. Have a dying spider high turkey.
4. Is never okay.
5. Sleep deprived.
6. Addicted to online games.
7. Have a weird nickname.
8. Make weird nicknames for your friends.
9. Constantly go away from your keyboard.
There’s many more qualifications to being and afk twon. Even if you meet these requirements, it is still very difficult to get have the afk twon title. Afk twons are like animals. They’re very picky, you need to be accepted by another afk twon to become an afk twon. Afk twons come together to share half of a brain cell. Afk twons are kind, close, generous, and protective. Afk twons need help, but they’re amazing and they always will be, and they deserve to be protected.

I’m an afk twon, and I will protect my fellow afk twons.

afk twon by additheallergy May 6, 2023

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