The largest city in Canada, that's overrated. People who have never been there think it's great, but when they go they realize it's a shithole. The leafs suck as well.
by TheCoolDude123 October 10, 2011
Get the Toronto mug.Allegedly a part of Canada but China has probably taken over, hell we might as well give the city to them, all the white people have moved to Vancouver. Land of the all-mighty hipster: a native Toronto species that can be found roaming the streets of Queen Street West or Kensington Market in their ancestors' denim Levi's jackets and thick-rimmed glasses that probably aren't even prescription. Most people think they can write poetry or play an instrument, but most likely cannot. Due to the fact that Toronto is the most ethnically diverse city in North America, white boys have forgotten that they are not black and are now rapping and spending hundreds of dollars on Jordan's, though they have never played basketball in their lives. Want weed? cocaine? your closest drug dealer will rip you off and is probably in grade seven, white and wearing a snapback. Also home to the legendary mayor Rob Ford who yes, has admitted "I've broken the law many times" and "yes. I have smoked crack cocaine." Every next ten year old girl has probably already banged your boyfriend and there are more homeless people in Toronto than homophobics in Florida.
Guy One: Dude that party was wild last night!
Guy Two: Yeah man! I drank two full beers and had a threesome with an asian and a black guy!
Guy One: Turn up tonight! Let's go listen to Drake and go all ages clubbing with old asian men!
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All you need to play is a bottle of vodka and the ability to see in colour. The game is spot the white person. Pretty self-explanatory, basically you roam the streets or subway lines of Toronto in a group and if you spot a white person that your friends don't see, they must take a shot. This game is not applicable to Yorkdale mall, the Beaches or anywhere near Lawrence Park
Guy Two: Yeah man! I drank two full beers and had a threesome with an asian and a black guy!
Guy One: Turn up tonight! Let's go listen to Drake and go all ages clubbing with old asian men!
Toronto drinking game rules:
All you need to play is a bottle of vodka and the ability to see in colour. The game is spot the white person. Pretty self-explanatory, basically you roam the streets or subway lines of Toronto in a group and if you spot a white person that your friends don't see, they must take a shot. This game is not applicable to Yorkdale mall, the Beaches or anywhere near Lawrence Park
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by Clloydsam March 7, 2015
Get the Toronto mug.The largest city in Canada. Provincial capital and national centre of arts, business, financial, and media sectors.
Inspires many negative definitions on the website urbandictionary.com. Some have suggested that this proliferation may result from Torontonians having better things to do in their city than writing diatribes about other cities. Residents of these other cities are afforded more solitude and idle time from a lack of nearby entertainment.
Most residents of Toronto proper and visitors agree that it is a city that is coming into its own as worldwide destination. Proudly boasts the least crime of all major cities in Canada and a storied hockey team that will hopefully win the Stanley Cup again before the next ice age.
Inspires many negative definitions on the website urbandictionary.com. Some have suggested that this proliferation may result from Torontonians having better things to do in their city than writing diatribes about other cities. Residents of these other cities are afforded more solitude and idle time from a lack of nearby entertainment.
Most residents of Toronto proper and visitors agree that it is a city that is coming into its own as worldwide destination. Proudly boasts the least crime of all major cities in Canada and a storied hockey team that will hopefully win the Stanley Cup again before the next ice age.
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Get the Toronto mug.Toronto (or Turanna, as its inhabitants call it) is a decent city with mainly decent friendly people, that has some residents who think it is better than it is, even believing it to be an amazing cosmopolitan experience and a world class city; these Torontonians obviously haven't traveled much.
Many Canadians from outside southern Ontario hate the city because its "too American" or because we have too much pollution and crime, although for a city our size the crime actually isn't too bad, although I will agree there is too much air pollution during the summer. And while some Torontonians have a bloated ego about their city, overall we are still decent folk, despite what some other Canadians like to tell themselves about us.
Our sports teams suck, but Toronto is the largest concentration of hockey lovers in the world, even though the home team is shit.
The main problem with the city is the endless sprawl, and some parts are actually kind of ugly, and the city could use some beautification. If these problems, along with transportation and pollution, are cleaned up in the next 20 years, as well as reduced housing costs, Toronto could be a really cool city. Theres lots to do and see in Toronto, the people are friendly, and its my beloved home.
Many Canadians from outside southern Ontario hate the city because its "too American" or because we have too much pollution and crime, although for a city our size the crime actually isn't too bad, although I will agree there is too much air pollution during the summer. And while some Torontonians have a bloated ego about their city, overall we are still decent folk, despite what some other Canadians like to tell themselves about us.
Our sports teams suck, but Toronto is the largest concentration of hockey lovers in the world, even though the home team is shit.
The main problem with the city is the endless sprawl, and some parts are actually kind of ugly, and the city could use some beautification. If these problems, along with transportation and pollution, are cleaned up in the next 20 years, as well as reduced housing costs, Toronto could be a really cool city. Theres lots to do and see in Toronto, the people are friendly, and its my beloved home.
Canadian A: "Hey have you been Toronto?"
Canadian B: "I bet it sucks."
Canadian A: "Nah...it was alright."
Canadian B: "I bet it sucks."
Canadian A: "Nah...it was alright."
by DDave August 18, 2007
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