child toucher

someone who touches children

that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher

by clubpenguinluvr123 July 14, 2016

kid toucher

A pedophile

Don't let Justin babysit your kids; word on the street is he's a kid toucher.

by Professor Precious March 5, 2015

gutter toucher

A derogatory term used for houses built too close together, generally in dense suburban areas so as a person standing between them could physically touch each properties rain gutter.

Yeah, they live in one of those ‘gutter toucher’ areas

by DS.Roach September 9, 2020

toucher club

The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from

Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."

by Shoogy November 9, 2015

wall toucher

Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.

Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?

by xx7 July 8, 2020

nerd toucher

A pejorative term for an entitled tech worker, used to highlight both the nerdy/gadget-fetishizing and pompous aspects of the individual's character. Especially applicable to tech workers who forget—or are unable—to recognize the big, big world beyond their tiny bubble-lives.

Did you see that guy wearing Google Glass at the hip-hop show? What a fuckin' nerd toucher.

I love driving down to San Jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. Fuckin' nerd touchers.

by Ollle August 20, 2013

Dude Toucher

Dude Toucher - a male with an accelerated need for social acceptance; thus resulting in the compulsion for continuous male contact during social events : ie. drinking

That Dude Toucher keeps trying to touch me while im drinking my tasty brew.

by Beef n Cheese April 25, 2006