toolbag

A person so inept as to be utterly useless in any capacity; not just a tool, but an entire bag FOR tools, making him/her a repository for all things lacking any socially acceptable value.

"Did you hear that John got his hand caught in the toilet when he dropped his cell phone down the hole and tried to fish it out? What a toolbag!"

by Tom Bosch April 15, 2006

toolbag

n. portmanteau of "tool" and "douchebag." An individual who exemplifies particularly douchey behavior, particularly in a polo shirt; a tool so great as to encompass an entire bag of tools.

"God, Trevor is such a tool! And a douchebag! It's like he's a … a…."

"'Toolbag?'"

"Yes! Exactly!"

by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

toolbag

A guy who is a combination of a tool and a douchebag.

Dude, you're such a fuckin' toolbag.

by ravedITB April 12, 2009

toolbag

Tool + Douche Bag = Toolbag

That guy is a real toolbag.

by Athena75 June 14, 2011

toolbag

A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.

"Cameron Lamela is a toolbag"

by Alex Parine June 5, 2004

ToolBag

An idiot that makes stupid posts on sites to make others feel like they did somthing wrong.

Member from high vel IDF is a ToolBag because he is always baggin on sites..

by sean213 August 25, 2005

toolbag

Congressman Ron Paul.

Haha, Ron Paul has proposed 620 bills to the House of Representatives, and only four have ever made it to a vote on the House floor. What a toolbag!

by Mitt Santorum-Gingrich January 11, 2012