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Tinky winky 

Noun
Means someone with a microscopic ass dick, like smaller then a fucking pinky small
He has a tinky winky, dont try and fuck him
Tinky winky by AfterWater October 27, 2018

Tinky Winky 

A middle aged man posing as a straight male and even living with his wife and kids but is secretly a faggot. They are usually stuck with old habits such as 80's music(George Michael), are sporting a skullett and of course a hat to cover the bald spot and are obsessed with Cher and Tammy Wynette, not to mention forcing his daughters to dress up as them as they are growing up, scarring them for life to fulfill his own sick fantacies of wanting to be the one dressed up. Their transportation is usually an old camaro. They kill small animals to fulfill the complete emptiness inside them that will never amount to anything. As they age their lack of hiding the fact that they are a complete homosexual becomes obvious to everyone around them including their scarred adolescent daughter, with 2 and 3 hour phone calls to their boyfrind as the pain pills they are taking masks their ability to hide or ever care who hears them talking about taking loads in the ass and in the mouth but in their eyes, once off their high, are still living the fake life of a straight man.
"Look at that Tinky Winky! His wife didn't wash the dishes right..oh no, he's hosing her down with mustard right in front of his young daughters and sending her away crying into the bedroom."
Tinky Winky by karter_619 March 27, 2009

Tinky winky 

Noun
Slang for tiny dick to be used as a insult
The has a tinky winky
Tinky winky by AfterWater October 27, 2018

Tinky winky 

Noun
A Small ass dick, used as an insult
Tinky winky by AfterWater October 27, 2018

Tinky winky 

Someone that eats their twins in the womb and and looks like an elf
Tinky winky by YOU KNOW ME00 September 16, 2021

Tinky Winky 

You use this expression when you are drunk AND in Spain.
Pablo has drunk a lot!
Pablo: "Voy un poco Tinky Winky 🤪🤙"
Tinky Winky by la bbsita rexulona November 5, 2021