When nearing the point of ejaculation, the man removes his penis from the womans vagina, and sets himself in a circular motion. The man must turn no less than 127.8 degrees.
Man: "I'm sorry for that"
Woman: "You only covered 124.3 degrees"
Man;"Not quite the Cambodian sprinkler"
Woman: "Get the OXYclean"
Woman: "You only covered 124.3 degrees"
Man;"Not quite the Cambodian sprinkler"
Woman: "Get the OXYclean"
by The Hamdouglar September 28, 2009
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you sit on the ground with your legs spread sitting up right, have the girl lie on the ground like a bear rug, with your dick in her mouth; as you're about to climax have a buddy curb stomp on her head, slamming down her head so that it cuts off your penis. as you're ejaculating, your blood and cum will mix and shoot out at high speeds covering where ever you are in bloody cum! As for your penis? well that's a meal or souvenir for her to keep.
you sit on the ground with your legs spread sitting up right, have the girl lie on the ground like a bear rug, with your dick in her mouth; as you're about to climax have a buddy curb stomp on her head, slamming down her head so that it cuts off your penis. as you're ejaculating, your blood and cum will mix and shoot out at high speeds covering where ever you are in bloody cum! As for your penis? well that's a meal or souvenir for her to keep.
The Oral Guillotine Sprinkler is a super kinky sex move
Bro, she was so into me she even Oral Guillotine sprinkler ed me.
whoa bro, you did it, and didn't ask me to curb stomp her for you?
sorry homie but I had to ask my neighbour, he was the closest at the time.
that's reasonable.
Bro, she was so into me she even Oral Guillotine sprinkler ed me.
whoa bro, you did it, and didn't ask me to curb stomp her for you?
sorry homie but I had to ask my neighbour, he was the closest at the time.
that's reasonable.
by SimonTheMemeDealer January 2, 2020
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i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler
by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020
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Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.
Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.
Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.
Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?
Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.
"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."
Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?
Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.
"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."
by Eunuchorn November 1, 2012
Get the Skip the sprinkles mug.The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
by Bigmanswole March 22, 2010
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Dave: "Micah, what did you do last night?"
Micah: "Well last night Dave came over with donuts and I let him hit it in the sprinkles
Micah: "Well last night Dave came over with donuts and I let him hit it in the sprinkles
by hot sprinkles February 28, 2011
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