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The Old Milwaukee Blues

adj - That particularly shitty feeling after a long night of drinking Old Milwaukee. Usually symptoms include a pounding headache and the beer shits.
"Hey, where the hell is Duff?"

"He won't be in for another couple hours, he's got a pretty bad case of the Old Milwaukee blues."
by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008
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the old man

Your father.

NOTE: While "the old man" refers to your father, "the old lady" refers to your wife or girlfriend, not your mother. Calling your mother "the old lady" is considered disrespectful.
Darth Vader: "Luke, I am the old man."
Luke: "I know you're old. Please stop distracting me while I'm trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I didn't say I am AN old man, I said I'm THE old man. As in yours."
Luke: "Oh shit dude, for reals? You're my dad? That's a bummer, considering that you're like the most evil person ever and I've dedicated my life to trying to kill you."
Darth Vader: "I know this must be a tough time for you son. There's a family reunion next week though, and I'd be delighted if you would come with me and meet your Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Susan."
Luke: "Gee...um...dad. I don't know, I'll have to think about it."
Darth Vader: "Ok, I understand. In the meantime, quit trying to bone Princess Leia. She's your sister."
Luke: "DAMN! Glad I used a rubber!"
by Nicholas D February 3, 2009
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The Old Lickaroo

Oral sex performed on a female

originated from /fit/
"Hey, Susy, how about I come over later and give you the old lickaroo?"

*Susy reads this and shows it to her slut friends and they all laugh at the guy who sent that*
by wokaweokaweok October 14, 2012
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The old pop job

When someone is taking a steamy shower and another person jumps on the bowl and drops a beer shit, while the other person is in the shower.
while taking a shower Brian smells a nasty odor and peeks his head out of the shower and sees Doug dropping a deuce, Brian yells at the top of his voice " you bastard the old pop job."
by Joseph Z February 3, 2008
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The Old NHL

lot's of clutching and grabbing but no scoring
Maxwell's still playing like its The Old NHL; its no wonder he got shut out by that girl he picked up from the Babylon;
by El Chow April 8, 2007
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The old pig skin.

The area directly around the lips of the vagina with a slightly darker color and sometimes bumpy texture from shaving. This can resemble color and texture of a good leather football.
I saw Julie changing her clothes and I got a good look at the old pig skin.
by popabigballz January 3, 2010
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The old college try

To give it your best educated effort.
To use all of your given knowledge to do something that you have never done before.
I have never baked bread before but, I'll give it the old college try.
by chellee75 February 16, 2009
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