The Dean One

A semi-mythical net entity, believed to have some basis in reality, who has great sexual power over all women who encounter him on line. Over three dozen women have been reportedly smitten over him so far, some flying from foreign nations to be with him.

"I swore I'd never meet a guy on line, but then I met The Dean One!"

by Gwendolyn M. December 16, 2007

The Dean Stevens

Firstly he is an absolute RASCAL. A shlonged creature, that has a 12 inch penis and is not afraid to unleash it. Often caught making a 'spaaaareee' noise or hiding behind newspapers with dodgy sunglasses on. Has been recorded headbutting a punch bag, this savage beast should not be approached!

I mugged him off and got dealt 'the dean stevens'

by BigDaveTheThird October 14, 2010

The Dean One 2

A man whose manhood needs no proving.

Similar to The Dean One only supersized, The Dean One 2. A mythical net man with the ability to talk many women into marriage, giving up everything and moving across the country just by talking to them on the phone.

by maxwhitingfield March 9, 2009

The Dean of dicking

When you give a girl the long stroke and procees to bruise her cervix but she still comes back aggressively for more

Hey have you ever been plowed by cody before? Because i heard hes the dean of dicking?

by captainhook105 November 16, 2020

The dean academy

The dean academy is a horrible place where monkey man lives and eats children for dinner

“Oh look it’s the dean academy

monkey mans house”

by I’m a weirdo March 6, 2021

BEEFING UP THE DEAN

A WORD COMMONLY USED FOR MASTURBATION IN THE LATE 1890S

HAVE YOU BEEN BEEFING UP THE DEAN

by THE MAN45682 March 17, 2011

Doing the Dean

Looking over somebody's shoulder intensely whist they play a game on a phone.

Stop doing the dean

by Elh March 19, 2015