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The cream man

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.
Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt
by dickcheesefecalmatter January 2, 2022
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The Cream Norman

When you’re having sex with your significant other and at the point of climax you start repeatedly screaming rape.
I gave my girlfriend The Cream Norman last night. She asked me to leave immediately
by Lucky#Selm September 20, 2022
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Churn the Cream

When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.
Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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To squeeze the penis during ejaculation to get all the cum out. This can be down by the individual himself or his male/female partner.
Samantha was squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie last night then she swallowed all of it! It was so hot!
by sunshineyy June 30, 2008
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whip the cream

When a gentleman deposits his ejaculate into his lucky partner's splatterbox, he then withdraw's and treats the lucky recipient to a spot of fingerblasting. The rapid mixing of semen and air during this post-coitus treat, churns the substance into a white froth. Thereby whipping the cream.
She'd been a rather good girlfriend lately so I thought I'd give her a treat once I finished. I decided to bring her to orgasm by using my fingers to whip the cream.
by The Iron Weasel December 6, 2015
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churning the cream

Self manipulation of the female genitalia with intent to produce orgasm; i.e. female masturbation.
"No, baby, don't poke my sheriff's star...I'd rather be alone, churning the cream."
by Meghan Brooks October 23, 2005
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Chasing the cream

Adapted from Chasing the dream meaning that someone is masturbating.
Could be used for other sexual practices.
Charlie- "Why is luke not picking up his phone?"
Arthur-"Must be chasing the cream"
Charlie-"word."
by Creamchaser21 September 8, 2010
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