Christian the Awesome Ninja

Christian the Awesome Ninja is an almost indescribable fictional short story written by the infamous Drew Relkcerk. The story is about a guy named Christian who kills his parents accidentaly with his ninja powers before he even knows he has them. Then he learns more about his powers as he gets older and becomes Christian the Awesome Ninja. In the story he becomes so awesome you`d think he`s the good guy but, as the story progresses he becomes corrupt and starts killing people for no reason. Then, out of a giant bolt of lightning from the sky, comes Drew! Who owns Christian and changes Christian`s name to chis. And Drew changes his own name to Drew The Savior. In order to understand this crazy-ass logic you must read the story which is impossible for alot of people because the only 4 copies of the story are here in my desk drawer.

A few excerpts from Christian the Awesome Ninja below:

1.)" Narrator: There once was a Christian named ninja

Producer: CUT! Oh, C`mon man this is like the 50th time we`ve gone over this its 'There once was a ninja named Christian!! Seriously though, you gotta work on that!!

Narrator: Oh, Sorry

Producer: Alright everybody! From the top! ACTION!"
2.) "Drew the Savior: I couldn`t have done it without help from my best friends Chuck Norris and Jesus."

3.) "Christian the Awesome Ninja: ABRA KADABRA ALEKAZAM!!!"

by blu3hat July 5, 2010

Year of the Awesome

A random time period that occurs each year at varing lengths. Any person born within this time period is granted the powers of the awesome. For instance, in the year 1985, the year of the Awesome spanned 4/21 - 5/27, thus everyone born during then was Awesome.

1985 also marks the coming of the truly Awesome, kind of like the Christ of the Awesome if you will.

Tom and Duffy were born in the year of the Awesome, therefore women flock to them.

by Team Awesome December 10, 2008

the awesome

When something is defined as awesome. Displayed in quotations, when possible.

Look at my new wristband. It's "the awesome".

by iamholly.com April 7, 2005

The Awesome

Foul act of sexual misconduct. Performed on a completely passed out female. Performer takes two bags of shit and surgically inserts them into the female's tits. Then, once the female wakes up, the performer shouts, "The Awesome" and swings their hands in a forceful way onto the female's tits, causing the shit bags to explode painfully.

My friend Joe is the only person I've heard of who has tried The Awesome.

by Ben and Ben January 11, 2009

The awesome answer

The awesome answer is used at a time when you think it is appropriate to answer to someones question with not the truth, but a more amazing story. usually spoken in a sarcastic, boasting manner.

TRUE ANSWER --

rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"

cool guy - "well i was slicing a hot dog the other day and the knife slipped and cut me.."

rando guy - "wow thats fucking dumb..."

THE AWESOME ANSWER -

rando guy - "hey how'd you get that cut on yur finger?"

cool guy - "well its funny you mention it rando guy, so the other day i was just fighting off some panthers in the rain forest, yeah i fell out of a tree and one of the panthers bit me..nbd really"

rando guy - "ZOMG thats pretty intense cool guy!"

by ALMFFE December 7, 2010

Rocks the Awesome

1. verb. Something that is cool, well executed or otherwise positive.
2. synonym. Sex/intercourse.

Jimmy totally rocked the awesome when he pulled that 360.

Urban Dicionary rocks the awesome!

Tonight might be the night Jill and I rock the awesome.

by Planeobes October 18, 2005

the awesome

1. a state of mind
2. another pet name for a man's penis

1. "i'm in the awesome"
2. "hey girl, wanna see the awesome?"

by werdjack November 13, 2004