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B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.
If you dont throw your corn through the hole properly i'm gonna call the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S.
by Rich Davis September 18, 2008
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020
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C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
by cutwotebs March 1, 2013
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J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M

“Just shut the fuck up and come make out with me.”
Girl/guy:”J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M
Guy/girl: “hell yeah!”
by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023
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C.U.T

A commonly used abbreviation, generally over text messages, for see you then. Replacing see with "c" and you with "u"
Jane: Meet outside in 10 minutes?

John: Sure, c.u.t.!
by abbrevgirl October 20, 2009
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l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t

let me suck your dick while you play call of duty with the boys until you cum in my throat
*texting* hey babe, l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t
*replys* bet
by vanilla hoe January 25, 2020
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R E C T U M

The spaced out word that defines the way of life and decency the only comical way to get through life is the r e c t u m. and no it is not just your butt it is your soul.
thats big R E C T U M
HEY WTF R E C T U M

THEY TAKE A SHIT OUTTA THERE R E C T U M
by landwheat April 15, 2020
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