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I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away
Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.
by Xo._Shiann June 28, 2020
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1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens
"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)
by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012
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I.T.P.H.J

She gives a wicked I.T.P.H.J
by Blue Toad April 3, 2006
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O.T.P.H.J.

O.T.P.H.J. is an abbreviation for Over The Pants Hand Job. This is when women rubs a mans penis through his pants.
Dude, that chick so gave me an O.T.P.H.J. last night.
by The Schultzmeister November 5, 2010
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I.T.P.H.J.

This stands for "In The Pocket Hand Job". Typically occurs in public settings when needing to be discreet. Great way to break the ice on first dates or when you just need a good ol tug while sitting at the bar.
He couldn't wait to tell his friends about his first I.T.P.H.J. he got at the casino. Jackpot!
by Trailmixer May 14, 2018
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O.T.P.H.J.

Over The Pants Hand Job
1. Occurs while both the male and female are intoxicated and the female still has inhibitions about a full fledged hook up. The most common cause of chafing of the penis.
2. What the female views as a good way to turn her partner on and the male feels as the most painful method of getting an erection.
3. Can happen as a random female walks by, these are warranted and never argued with.
T.Pimp wakes up after a party and is asked if he 'got' anything; 'No man, all she gave me was an O.T.P.H.J. and now my dick hurts!'
by Eternal Alcoholic April 30, 2011
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P.J.A.H.T

P.J.A.H.T. stands for Pre-Jock Ass Hole Tool, those kind of people at your school who think they're hot shit cause they wear your town's football team's jerseys/ school colors, and they think that their physical skills will take them through life, and they can treat everyone like they're not worth shit cause they aren't as physically skilled as they are. They also think they can tell people to grow a pair, suck their dick, etc. just because they're on the football team. Usually poorly educated. Pretty much, a total dickhead.
P.J.A.H.T.: hey, bitch, grow a pair, and i'm so cool cos i wear school colors, and my penis is huge!

Me; fuck you, you dickhead. no one likes you, you're a tool because you wear school colors, and your dick is 2 1/2 inches long.

P.J.A.H.T.: *runs towards me at full speed*

me: * moves away at last second and the pjaht runs into a wall, and i walk to my friend michael*

me: what a douche

michael: nah, he's a P.J.A.H.T.
by peoplelikethatsuckballs December 3, 2010
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