T.I.T.S.

Testeron-Induced Tourette's Syndrome

When increased hormone levels causes an uncontrollable urge to spout profanity or sexual innuendoes. Often limited to one word sentences, such as "tits" or "pussy".
Alcohol can act as a catalyst for this type of behaviour.
A phenomenon most commonly seen among young males.

Morten: "I can't believe he just said that!"

René: "Propably just a case of the T.I.T.S."

David: "Let's go to Burger King"

by 2300what! July 23, 2011

T.I.T's

An acronym for Taste In Tunes. Many women have misinterpreted this as the slang for female breasts and thus mistakenly perceived the man as a pig, when he was actually trying to convey what excellent musical taste she has.

Charles: "What are you listening to?"
Binky: "The Cure."
Charles: "I say, nice T.I.T's."
Binky: "Thank you, care to join me for a drink of absinthe in Budapesh?"
Charles: "I'd be jolly delighted to, Binky."

by Davyan August 28, 2007

T.I.T.S.

Time In The Saddle. As in bicycle saddle, but can also mean motorcycle or horse "saddle".

#1. Nothing cures a hangover like some T.I.T.S.
#2. Hey man there's nothing like T.I.T.S. to bring you out of that funk, seriously.

#3. My taint is all chewed up from all the T.I.T.S. I've been getting.

by oprfcc January 13, 2010

T.I.T.S!

That Is The Shit

Person #1: Dude I just got a fat sack of weed!

Person #2: T.I.T.S!

by Saint Tanick May 6, 2011

T.I.T.S.

Totally Irrational Tummy Syndrome.
This is the informal term for someone with stomach issues, but he or she is not sure why. It could be a virus, stomach ache, allergy, or anything else. Nobody knows.

I can't go out tonight because my stomach hurts. -Becky
What's wrong? -Friends
I'm not sure so I guess it's just T.I.T.S. -Becky

by A. Browningtonworth November 22, 2011

T.I.T.S.

Thanks...it’s thursdays

T.i.t.s. Been waiting all week to drink.

by Dre and buzzy. December 31, 2018

g.i.t.s.f.i.t.s.

Gentlemen in the streets
Freak in the sheets

I want a g.i.t.s.f.i.t.s.

by not.my.name. February 15, 2020