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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
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D.E.T

Don't Even Trip. As in, Don't worry about it, or Don't freak out. It's OK.
(Your friend accidentally forgot their wallet, leaving you with the bill)

YOU: "Seriously D.E.T, it's alright."
by Brandon Mead September 10, 2007
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T.D.E.

Total Dickhead Event: a public drunken stupor so embarrassing, humiliating, and utterly mortifying as to convince the most hardend boozer to giving up the drink.
“I’ve been on the wagon since my T.D.E. at Meghan and Harry’s wedding.”
by Superchuck September 3, 2018
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S.S.A.B.T.D.E

stupid skinny ass bitches that dont eat
they are s.s.a.b.t.d.e!
by sdkjghsweol May 7, 2008
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
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D.E.T.

an acronym for the phrase dont even trip.
which is another way of saying
dont get crazy.
dont get hostile.
dont get flustered.
dont get your panties in a bunch.
dont get aroused.
Cheryl: eeeek.! i didnt do my homework. Mr.Danja is going to flip.
Mandy: D.E.T. we can copy from one of the geeks Erika or Carla.
Cheryl: what if he finds out i wont graduate.
Mandy: for the last time D.E.T. if we cant copy we will just have nurse Dina sign us out sick.
Cheryl: damn mandy youve always got a plan.
by mandyMOOSE September 7, 2008
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E.T.D.

Emotionally Transmitted Disease.
Much like an S.T.D. an E.T.D. is contracted during an intimate relationship with someone who is emotionally unsound. Through repeated interactions and prolonged exposure with someone with an E.T.D. someone who started out the relationship as an emotionally healthy person develops issues because having a relationship with a crazy person who loves to share the crazy.
A: "I was fine until I started that affair with Tegan. Now I'm seeing my therapist twice a week and I'm on Zoloft because I'm so depressed."

B: "What did you expect? If he's cheating on his wife with you because he's too much of a pussy to get a divorce or improve his marriage he's not a good person to be around"

A: "But I love him, and I hope we can work it out. . . Even though he told me nothing is going to change. Thinking about it makes me want more happy pills."

B: "This is a bad situation. You got sucked into his fuckedupness. He's got the emotional equivalent of herpes and now you have it too. That boy gave you an E.T.D."
by ajws July 3, 2011
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