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l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!
by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016
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F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.
PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009
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H.M.D.T.

Short for "How's My Dick Taste," this is said to a buddy who has played tonsil hockey with a girl who has previously given you a blowjob, presuming that some of the flavor of your penis was left in her mouth for him to taste. This is better left for your good friends (conveniently, groups of friends often pass the same girls around) because hearing H.M.D.T. can be quite offensive.
Hey Pat, How's My Dick Taste? (H.M.D.T.)
by Manute Bol January 13, 2008
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D.T.M.O.

An acronym for the phrase Down To Make Out.
Dude she is fo sho' D.T.M.O.!
by Aaron Wasson March 30, 2008
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s.m.d.t.i.c

by Lighters01 April 24, 2017
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G.M.T.D

"give me that dick"
hot girl in bed give me that dick, excited guy "G.M.T.D
by the a&c mover April 10, 2010
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M.T.D.

This is someone of a myspace nature addiction. (Myspace Transmitted Disease)
Cory: My damn brother is an M.T.D.

Erika: Is that worse than aids
by Cory Sanabria December 11, 2006
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