Guy "Ayo money, we're still on for tonight right?"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"
by Ryan Jackson July 29, 2008

"Thoughts and Prayers". A typical response on message boards when someone reveals that they are going through a hardship of some sort, to indicate that the person is in their thoughts and prayers.
by MidnightBarrier November 11, 2010

Person who has an incestuous sexual relationship. From the cartoon characters in South Park, Terrence and Phillip, who sang Uncle Fucka.
by pentozali September 23, 2009

While T.P. normally stands for toilet paper, it can also be used for grown ups, specifically men, to describe their time in the bathroom. T. P. stands for TOILET PENIS or TESTICAL POO, which is when a man goes to take a dump, he sits down, and penis touches the toilet water or worse, poop.
by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 9, 2015

by noyb._ May 15, 2020

The "TOTAL PACKAGE" treatment. TP treatment includes anything that could possibly happen during a sexual encounter.
by Odecko.COM January 10, 2007

I need a definition here.
by allnighthite October 12, 2006
