sword fighting

Verb: The act of crossing urine streams with another man (or an unusually accurate woman), while both people are using the same toilet.

"C'mon man, you're using the only pisser around. Let me in!" "Okay, but no sword fighting. You always miss."

by Inigo_Montoya October 1, 2009

sword fighting

1:Using ones own penis, be it erect of flaccid, to engage in combat with another man/traps penis. Much like sword fighting, there are many different personalized maneuvers depending on what size your weapon and skill level. Usually done between good friends, and preferably with heterosexuals, however the act of attacking another man's penis with your penis may make you appear gay yourself.

Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes being a faggot

male 1: (whips dick out) EN GARDE!!!!
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.

by uhnanimuss October 16, 2012

sword fighting

When two males stand facing each other with erect penises and move slowly together. The male who "strikes" the other first is deemed winner, and also the owner of the longer penis.

Jack and Bob were sword fighting yesterday to determine whose cock was longer.

by Rudy H March 2, 2007

sword fighting

games that homosexuals play

I bet those two faggots go home and sword fight all night

by Fishrman July 17, 2003

sword fighting

when drunk and at the front door of one's home, trying to find the keyhole and crazily dabbing at the area around it, resembling a sword fight

from my bedroom I could hear sally sword fighting with the door after a night at the bar

by Chris4545 December 28, 2006

Sword fighting

When to people have an epic fight with swords. (NSWF because of blood and injury)

Arthur and Henry just are sword fighting, Henry lost his arm

by Gisisosks September 25, 2021

SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS

Sword Fighting Fairy Faggots are gay people that live in the same house and play games known as Fortnite. To which if they kill you they are probably stripping down and sword fighting each other with their wieners. So far that some of them are re-creating one of the Star Wars films and naming it Bedroom Battles The Wiener Hardens .

Me: Freak I just died to some SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS.
You: That’s why we call them that

by TurtleTron August 7, 2018