swog

The opposite of swag; derpy or dorky
Also, if you have to say you have swag, than it's probably swog

Guy walks by a hot girl trying to look cool, but stumbles over his own foot, and girl says "Got some real swog there"

by u mad halamonsta? March 5, 2012

SWOG

Sexy Woman Of God. Usually met at church or church functions

*Thad* “Oh man look at that swog bro.”
*Neil* “Fr man. I think thats the preachers daughter.”

by ReeRee2jz February 29, 2020

Swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool, looser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag.

Did he just fall over his own feet? Wow. He's got swog.

by rhysdahanlon March 8, 2012

Swog

the way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag

Chester: I just benched 135 pounds. SWAG.
Ryan: That's not swag, if you have to say swag after something, it's swog.

D-Trix: My shoes. Versace. My laces. Versace. My toilet paper. Gucci.'
Ryan: SWOG.

by vampirediarheat1 March 4, 2012

swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool loser like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag. Synonyms include: loser, lame, undesirable, douche, poser, gynocomesita, wannabe, wack, the number six, and the one guy that started SOPA.

"I just benched 135 lbs..Swag"
"My wallet Versace, my shoe laces Versace, my toilet paper Gucci"
These people have
"SWOG!"

by ibkidz March 24, 2012

swog

the way one presents him or herself in an uncool, loser-like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of swag

*checking out girl and runs into pole*
I got Swog

by swogmaster March 12, 2012

Swog

The way one presents him or herself in an uncool or looser like fashion. Also known to be the opposite of Swag

Original defined by NigaHiga on youtube(over 5 mil subscribed)

"I have swag!" - SWOG.
-tripping on a flat surface- - SWOG
-spilling your drink- SWOG

by Nigahigafan April 13, 2012