kiss my swiss 

Colloquial version of "kiss my ass"

Kiss my swiss you frikkin' pillock

kiss my swiss by grubfaerie July 7, 2006

Swisskiss 

Very similar and as passionate as a French kiss except you yodel at the same time.

French kissing is so last year darling, let's Swisskiss.

Ho darling you really turn me on. Give me a Swisskiss up the bum.

Swisskiss by Passion Killers October 14, 2012