Switkowski

A small but exceedingly smelly shit which somehow manages to get smeared liberally down the side of the bowl, on the toilet seat, on the floor and out into the hallway.

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We lost our bond because someone dropped a Switkowski and we had to burn the house down.

by Mucus Van Merkin January 17, 2007

swirlology

just a little off the top; to swirl your tongue; tongue philosophy; just something to take the edge off just before the main course

Swirlology- the art and science of closing out an orgasm

by BellaItaliana October 5, 2009

swirkle

I saw a drink at Tully's coffee that was called a "swirkle" so I thought it would make a good sex act, like donkey punch for example. My buddy came up with a really disgusting definition and it goes something like this.... A swirkle is when you vomit in a chick's mouth and then stir it with your erection.
And you have to be a dumb frat guy to qualify for swirkle privileges.

"Hey Buddy! Come over man, my girl is passed the fuck out! I'm going to give her a fucking swirkle man! Alright! Rock on Bro!"

by belfast brian April 21, 2004

swirkus

Adjusting the contrast knob our hitting the power button on your computer monitor to keep someone else from seeing what is on your screen.

Dave swirkused when he realized his co-workers were standing behind him snickering.

by sc-dawg October 18, 2005

Swirky

Creative and/or critical thinking. The art of making a perfect day last a lifetime. Often used to describe complete satisfaction following an event.

Last night's Christmas party was a 'swirky' experience.

by Swirky LLC March 31, 2009

Smirkology

The study of smiles or facial expressions in every shape and form.

To get a great portrait of any one person or people, you must have your degree in smirkology.

by TheSmirky1 May 18, 2018

Smirkology

The study of smiles or facial expressions in every shape and form.

To get a great portrait of any one person or people, you must have your degree in smirkology.

by TheSmirky1 May 18, 2018