Swance

Someone that is sexually aroused by Swans.

A compound word of "Swan" and "Nonce".

"That guy Martin can only get a hard-on when he thinks of Swans. He's a Swance."

by Bertie Moo January 10, 2022

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020

uncultured swine

Somebody who is oblivious to popular culture. They don't understand references to common music, movies, memes, etc.

Allen is an uncultured swine.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 4, 2018

swine bomb

A simultaneous fart and sneeze, unleashing the swine flu (H1N1) virus into the air at a rapid pace.

Chad was mid-conversation when he dropped a swine bomb on his friends.

by the rus May 9, 2009

swine

a pig

"You look like a swine today"
"gee thanks patrica, i went for the pig look today"

by daddyydolan August 2, 2018

Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic

Basically everyone in the Health Category who is in a complete panic about getting the Swine Flu.

coolchick35: A mexican man coughed on me today, do i have swine flu?!?

Answerer #1: omggzzz gets to the hispitals nowss.

Answerer #2: Thanks for the 2 points!

Answerer #3: B!tch! my mothers mexican!

Answerer #4: *sigh*Just calm down everyone! Your making it worse by panicking! this must be this yahoo answers swine epidemic again..

(answerer #4 gets 15 thumbs down)

by pigLoverr April 29, 2009

Swine Flu

Something blown far out of proportion by the media and the World Health Organization. It's just like the "normal" flu, excluding the fact that this swine flu does not currently have a vaccination.

The media fails to tell you that the only people who have died of this so-called "deadly" virus are:

1) Mexicans with terrible health care and terrible health in general who are living in close quarters.

2) Babies and old people

Note that anyone who has any remote knowledge on disease knows that these types of people die from the "normal" flu, and that the swine flu isn't some kind of deadly disease because it hasn't killed anyone that a normal sickness wouldn't have.

Also take note of the fact that hundreds of people have gotten sick in the United States alone, and yet all of these cases were called "mild". Know that all of these "mild" cases have occurred in adults and/or teenagers, who would not die from the "normal" flu.

What also is failed to be mentioned is the fact that a "Pandemic" is any disease that is spread worldwide. Thus, just because the swine flu is a pandemic doesn't mean we'll all die. The common cold is a pandemic, and no one goes around freaking out about that.

This is another phase in the "we're-all-gonna-die" angst in 50% of the human population. It'll pass by 2010.

It was once said that pigs will fly when we have a black President. Now we have the swine flu.

by BlackTokyo May 1, 2009