Swiffy

A thing or action that is operating in an impressively smooth and efficient manner

Everyone gasped in awe at Lucy's swiffy dress as its jeweled light spilled over the floor and wall.

by Sunny Kay July 12, 2016

pulling a swifty

Australian slang - to intentionally deceive another person

I reckon that bloke was pulling a swifty when he said the dog was only two years old

by cracking porkle July 23, 2017

Swifty Ban

Creating an event in World of Warcraft so large that you will inadvertently crash your server and become banned from the game.

Dude, their was so many people in gold shire that i got a swifty ban.

by Hansonificator July 19, 2011

Swifty

Where you jerk a guy off and then give him a Razer Naga.

Guy 1: Got Swifty'd by some dude the other day, now I can play WoW better with my new Razer Naga.

by Donderblitz December 28, 2014

Spifey

A minecraft youtuber with over 300k+ subscribers and epic content. He tries really hard to make videos often but fails horribly. Spifey is the father of all and deserves much love. He wants to be in minecraft Monday but isn't cool enough to get in.

"Wow! It has been 257 years and still no new Spifey video..."

"I got pregnant and gave birth four times and Spifey still hasn't uploaded...."

by thincrustpizza14 July 30, 2019

T Swifty

1. getting a blow job because the girl won't go any farther, kinda like Taylor Swift does
2. Popular way to say getting dome on Long Island

Mike: I'm gonna go get myself a T Swifty

Joe: Yo you hook up with Candice last night homie?
Andrew: Na man shes one of the tight bitches, just got a T Swifty

by sharky clarky February 22, 2011

Spifey

YouTuber with 110K+ Subscribers on YouTube
Known for being horrible at Minecraft and uploading once an eternity on YouTube
Beaver/Walrus/Warless

Depressed guy 1: Hey, Spifey uploaded!
Depressed guy 2: WAAAAAT NO WAYYY

by Rickie75 May 18, 2018