SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".
{Knock, knock}
{door opens}
"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"
"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."
"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"
"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."
{door opens}
"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"
"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."
"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"
"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."
by Sex Ed January 1, 2007
Get the swifemug. Used exclusively as a verb. Derived from "swova."
1. To swear on your life. Similar to "swear to God" or "swova," swife denotes that the speaker is placing a huge amount of credibility on his statement, due to the fact that he has laid his life down as collateral in order to provide credibility.
Used to filter comments in serious situations, where it is imperative that one know whether or not someone is being serious, or just kidding.
1. To swear on your life. Similar to "swear to God" or "swova," swife denotes that the speaker is placing a huge amount of credibility on his statement, due to the fact that he has laid his life down as collateral in order to provide credibility.
Used to filter comments in serious situations, where it is imperative that one know whether or not someone is being serious, or just kidding.
Guy #1: Dude, your brother is in the hospital.
Guy #2: Swife? (ie. Do you swear on your life?)
Guy #1: Yes!
Guy #2: !*#@!
Guy #2: Swife? (ie. Do you swear on your life?)
Guy #1: Yes!
Guy #2: !*#@!
by Feenix Crew December 26, 2006
Get the swifemug. by matthew___ May 1, 2007
Get the swifemug. A wife that is separated from her husband, lives apart from the husband, but they are not divorced yet.
The swife refuses to sign the divorce papers!
by The swifer December 27, 2015
Get the Swifemug.