Stumendous

Used for something that's tremendously stupendous.

That band was the best I've seen. They were stumendous.

by Cat Lady 1960 October 22, 2012

stumer

An idiot-generally something worthless.

He's a right stumer!

by Macannie December 23, 2008

stume

Used to name an especially dumb person when they exhibit freakish behavior

Jimmy, Kenny and Wef told Ham "your so stume"

by Earl Franisis November 4, 2007

Suture self

What a doctor shruggingly remarks when someone requests a different-from-the-standard-practice procedure for stitching up a wound, and said physician cannot see what difference said alternative method would make, but wants to accommodate the patient whenever possible.

"Suture self," said the surgeon, when I asked him to use cotton sewing-thread instead of synthetic-fiber floss.

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

Zoom ‘stume

An outfit that’s business on top and comfort on the bottom suitable for Zoom meetings from home; the mullet of ensembles.

I’m all ready for working from home today—got my Zoom ‘stume on.

by Beeba Duchess December 14, 2020

Karma Suture

1. Attempting to stitch up one's torn Karma, before it gets worse.

2. Making a repair to a damaged Karma.

I have been so bad lately, I need a Karma Suture.

by Pammie Cakes January 10, 2010

In sutures

"In Sutures" Humor that is so convulsively, side-splittingly hilarious, that you crack up and fall apart from laughing so hard, and metaphorically speaking, you require remedial surgery.

The hyperbole of being "in stitches".

Jen: That stand up gig was an absolute crack-up.

Ange: Yeh...I'm in sutures 'cos I split my sides from laughing so much.

by Brohica July 27, 2010