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not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.
"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."
by pavillionguy October 7, 2008
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Survey Prostitution

A lowly form of income for destitute college students, involving the completion of online or mail-in surveys and questionnaires for some kind of compensation, usually monetary in nature. Oftentimes, the actual content of the answers to the survey has been fabricated to make the survey taker (student) eligible to receive the compensation.
A: "Hey dude, how'd you make all that money?"
B: "Survey prostitution, man!"
A: "What's that?"
B: "It's where I take surveys for money!"
by Nyetzovoot October 17, 2008
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survey

A series of questions you answer and post in a blog, or website.
I just finished a long survey about me .
by Noelle April 3, 2005
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Sharecash Survey

the most annoying thing in the world, usually linked from YouTube and offering "2 good to be true" promises, which when filled out, usually results and email-spam rape, and a broken spirit and/or virus
Sharecash survey, the andy dick of internet
by sharecashisgay October 4, 2010
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survey

A super annoying popup that appears on all websites that are linked to a Facebook group. It also appears on sites that let you watch free movies.

The survey will popup and then the screen will go black and you wont be able to do anything unless you answer the survey.
Wow! Look at this pointless Facebook group I could join. *click* *like* *clicks link*

AWWWWW WTF not another survey! Screw my life!!
by Fatories May 6, 2010
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Surveyors' Delight

a carbonated beverage composed of two parts Sunkist and one part Mountain Dew. refreshingly delicious in the summertime.
Surveyor 1: Lawsy me, I'm parched.

Surveyor 2: Do like me. Getcha a Surveyors' Delight.
by MofistolRobinson January 28, 2009
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surovec

A person who goes around cutting off human nipples for their own personal collection and presumable sick pleasure.
A surovec is like Predator. Predator goes around collecting skulls and a surovec goes around collecting nipples.

Guy 1: "Watch out! I think I just saw a surovec lurking in that alleyway over there"

Guy 2: "Shit, thanks bro! I wouldn't want to have my nipples cut off. That'd suck."
by jVoyzey94 January 19, 2011
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