Superlaxative

To be told your shit at something (by an individual or group) whilst actually being better than them at the same task.

1'st Person : That guys shit at playing <Insert any online game>
2'nd Person : But he beat you
1'st Person : But I am shit at this too..
2'nd Person : <sighs>
1'st Person : Rage quits game
2'nd Person : I wish there was a word for what just happened there.. < invents word SuperLaxative >

by SuperLaxative May 10, 2018

superlatively

A pre-modifier and adjective. Indeed, superlative is a type of adjective but is here modified itself to create a more educated sounding word, and for absolutley no other purpose whatsoever. As such, it describes another adjective as being the greatest of its kind, ie sexy becomes sexiest, and fat becomes fattest. Fattest and sexiest are in themselves regular superlatives requiring no pre-modification, however, superlatively describes a descriptive adjective like sexy or fat to mean that the object being described is the most extreme of its field, be that field sexyness or fatness.

"I love you honey, you're so superlatively sexy"

"You superlatively cocky bastard!"

by No Name Johnny June 11, 2006

superlative conspiracy

the conspiracy that states super man had a very small penis and therefore wore tight items of clothing to create the visual allusion that it is bigger than it actually is. hence the female attention he receives through out his super life. What he didn't consider though was the lack of sperm he may now have.

Tony Blair, Superman, Dick Nightingale, The Pope:
A superlative conspiracy is the definition of a person who acts up to compensate for a lack of downstairs penis.

by The Mask of Zorro August 14, 2008

Superlaxative

To be told your shit at something (by an individual or group) whilst actually being better than them at the same task.

1'st Person : That guys shit at playing <Insert any online game>
2'nd Person : But he beat you
1'st Person : But I am shit at this too..
2'nd Person : <sighs>
1'st Person : Rage quits game
2'nd Person : I wish there was a word for what just happened there.. < invents word SuperLaxative >

by SuperLaxative May 10, 2018

Superlactive

When your bowels are extremely loose. Almost as if you've taken multiple laxatives and washed them down with prune juice... Definitely not a made up word that was confused with superlative.

Teicie had just gotten off work and suddenly felt a rush of liquid to her poop shooter. She barely made it home before she exploded. It was almost as if she took a superlactive.

by Bigcal3000 March 22, 2019

Superlatives

When something has skill or talent way above the norm.

Aka My Shell

I have ran out of superlatives for the way you make me feel.

by Varzee July 1, 2023