Greatest freaking place ever, in the freakin universe of all of the freaking life. IF you live in suffern you will never suffer hence suffern.
by Ez25 July 6, 2006
The act of fucking someone in a jewish summer camp, with snickerdoodle iced coffee in place of lube and through a bagel, preferably everything.
Griffin: Did you get with that jap last night bro
Noah: Yeah man I gave her a suffern bagel shop
Griffin: That's gross man I hate bagels
Noah: Yeah man I gave her a suffern bagel shop
Griffin: That's gross man I hate bagels
by EliteSquall January 3, 2015
Nasty people, gross teachers who don't teach shit, a football team that is known for losing, and a soccer team that is actually good but nobody knows about it. A place where apparently crew is everything and people just can't seem to keep it off of their snapchat stories. Almost every student smokes weed because they think they are cool or drink because they think it's fun. Where students post cringe worthy trillers on their finstas that represents that everyone is literal trash in this school. Finally, homecoming is just full of sexually confused people that are looking for a hook up with or without the use of drugs and alcohol.
Person 1: Hey, I just came from Suffern High School's homecoming and made out with 20 girls.
Person 2: Dude, you almost broke the record of 40 girls. You could if you tried.
Person 2: Dude, you almost broke the record of 40 girls. You could if you tried.
by rantmonster2319 July 30, 2016
Where almost everyone is white trash and most are privileged as shit. There is a very identifiable "popular" group, they're all the ones who wear expensive designer clothes and complain about how much their lives suck. People are raping in the bathrooms and there are constant fights. Everyone has a dating life and all anyone talks about is sex. The teachers are assholes and dont give a shit about your well being literally even the guidance counselor doesn't help anybody and the nurses suck like you could go to them with a broken bone and they would be like "here's and ice pack go back to class." The worst part is that this is still the best school in the district.
"Omg I just started middle school and its actually the worst thing ever"
"Lmao you must be going to suffern middle school"
"Lmao you must be going to suffern middle school"
by Guest856 August 18, 2018