Sturgis

The term for the penis on a man who has Big Dick Energy. While you can have BDE and not actually have a huge cock, If you have BDE AND a huge piece, that piece is referred to as a Sturgis.

Did you see McGregor wearing that tight pair of Calvin Klein underwear after the Mayweather fight? That man has a sturgis on him.

by bdemainge August 24, 2018

Sturgis Brown High School

A Drama infested hell hole. Sex and Drugs dominate and actually going somewhere in your life is obviously not something of importance for the students. If you want drugs, you know where to go. Do you want a Whore, walk down the hallway.

A typical conversation at sturgis Brown High School
"Dude, there were like 5 kids practically having sex in the science hallway!"
"That's nothing, some chicks were giving each other piercings in the bathroom!"

by peaceloveandfriendship July 1, 2009

Sturgic

Awesome,sweet,dank,kind

That handjob from your mom was sturgic

by King Asa June 2, 2009

Sturpid

The state of being both stupid and morally depraved.

That president isn't just dumb, he's sturpid.

by ignorant suburbanite June 8, 2020

SturgisCore

Any band that is one of podfarm, sampled drum orginality hailing from Joey sturgis's nads.

Sceeny 1:"dude,did you hear the new emmure stuff"

Sceeny 2: "ya its awsum, but its not as deathcoreingly br00tal as thier old stuff"

Sceeny 1: "nah, this time the opted to record a Sturgiscore album :D"

by Marz. March 7, 2011

sturdidity

The property of being sturdy.

"Doing that would effect the sturdidity of the building."

by DNAspark99 July 15, 2002

Sturgis Play

To make a good play or big play.

A reference to Lynrd Skynrd's Sturgis performance.

Plays of this nature usually lead to other people getting "sturgy"

Damn, that triple kill was a Sturgis Play!

by SturgySmurf August 12, 2018