Stupor Bowl

Occurs around the middle of the third quarter of the Super Bowl. The Stupor Bowl is when the guys who have been drinking since 2:00 finally collapse into a drunken stupor in front of the TV.

Damn dude, what was that noise? Oh its just Dave; stupor bowl...Oh crap he just puked in the dip.

by KungFu Donut February 7, 2008

Stupocalypse

Stupocalypse (noun):
1. The event when the level of stupidity has achieved critical mass and starts a chain reaction that destroys civilization.
2. The opposite of Ray Kurzweil's "singularity."

The latest nominees for the Darwin Awards have convinced me that the Stupocalypse is at hand.

by ShadowWarrior April 26, 2015

Stupo

Someone that is stupid or is acting stupid.

As I am trying to make a rental car arrangement my Dad is constantly talking and I can't hear the person on the phone. My grandpa* says to my dad, "Hey, stupo shut up"...

*He's from Connecticut, maybe it's a northern saying?

by backbayhiker January 12, 2008

stupointless

Being both stupid and pointless at the same time.

A portmanteau of stupid and pointless.

That meeting was fucking stupointless.

by duffbeer December 23, 2008

stupor market

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.

Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008

Stupoid

it is a person that is acting ridiculous, someone who is glib, a dunce, and annoying as fuck

What a "Stupoid ", you forgot to bring me my money when I just called you about it.

by AWL_ATHEnA November 2, 2008

stupor-computer

A painfully slow computer and/or internet connection incapable of performing more than one task at a time but capable of inducing a catatonic state in the user.

I fell asleep waiting for my goddam stupor-computer to load an effing wikipedia article.

by Mattemo March 16, 2009