Shparted

When an overweight often uneducated young lady sits on the toilet in preparation for an expected bowel movement, but instead births a spartan.

Spartan co-ed#1: "Girl, would you believe I shparted again last night? I thought for sure I had to boom boom"

Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"

by DawsonGotPaid June 25, 2012

And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.

-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

by FIRC August 11, 2014

stutarded

1) A word created by me when I was watching that Taco Bell commercial where the smush the words together. Combination of stupid and retarded.

"This taco is smunchy, you know soft-melty-crunchy."

"This commercial is stutarded"

by Scott E Johnson November 3, 2006

Sparted

To be yeeted off a cliff with the help of a kick

I got sparted, he sparted me. Also fuck you DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED

by AGVP June 9, 2020

This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because

This is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because

This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because the song wont end if you don't want it to, it really pisses off the teachers.

by Rimy Jobbs December 1, 2022

stuarted

When an annoying person overly uses a moviebit, phrase, impersonation, or action of some sort. It will then be unusable for future reference.

"I feel the need for speed!" Sorry can't use that quote, it's already been Stuarted.

by dino9401 November 2, 2009

well it all started when i was 7

a phrase that you say when they start asking questions about what your talking about and dont want to answer them.

vee: so wait how do you even know her?
marc: i met her threw a friend on myspace.
vee: have you even seen her?
marc: well it all started when i was 7.
vee: dude?

by MarcBee June 25, 2010