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Storm Surge

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The mysterious effect that clumps most births to 9 months after a major snowstorm. Experts predict that a cold night without electricity incites cuddling in bed, coupled with the subsequent romance and inability to purchase condoms from the store on such nights.
"John, we'll have to schedule an extra doctor next week, we're expecting a storm surge from White Juan!"
by WordSubmitter January 10, 2008
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Storm Sturdy

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a girl that is thick in the thighs and has big booty to keep her weighted down in a storm.
Man that girl there is storm sturdy. Nothing is moving that booty or thighs.
by mastersquare7 November 29, 2011
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storm snakes

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1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.
Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.
by pellygirl October 29, 2012
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Storm Schmorm

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A saying which is uttered when you or someone else underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.
Person 1: "Yo, did you see on the news? The storm is coming tomorrow, you better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. I don't have to worry about some bad weather."
by TheLordYeeteth October 8, 2019
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A Storm St Claire is a strong individual with impeccable style. They were birthed from the multi-talented musical brain of artist Storm St Claire and serve the world as her hellbunnies ™️.

They move through the world as a fierce individual, striking down any injustices, always a little depressed and very in their thoughts… always hot af and never appear to have a down moment and would never admit they were struggling !

A powerhouse of a human… or alien?! Who knows?
‘Oh! That’s a Storm St Claire type’
‘Oh their soul belongs to Storm St Claire
‘That’s the cult of Storm St Claire’
by Thatgothgirl777 November 23, 2021
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storm snurge

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To furiously sniff girls biycicle seats or gussets while wanking
A storm snurge just came over me, biycicle seats are just not the same anymore. Vagisel was a bad idear!
by bathgirl September 26, 2010
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shit storm sandwich

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When you're really hungry and hankering for anything to eat and spot two slices of bread eye-ing you across the room. You then take those bread slices and put whatever food/condiments you can find in between them. For example, tortilla chips, peanut butter, and jalapeños. BOOM; SHIT STORM SANDWICH COMIN' AT YA.
Doug McDougster: Oh shit, we have no more food left.
Gary Terd: Uh Doug, haven't you heard of the 'shit storm sandwich?'
Doug McDougster: That's sounds appetizing
Gard Terd: It is, and it only involves a very small amount of shit
by FreshNikeKickz October 4, 2014
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